Tuesday, May 31, 2011



Goodbye, sticker fridge. You were a great dorm room accessory.

Saturday, May 28, 2011



There's gotta be a ruppee or a piece of heart at the top of that steeple... why else would there be a ladder? Da-na-na-na!

Thursday, May 26, 2011



This place is five minutes away from my house. I had no idea, and I've lived there for 19 years.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011



"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"